Feel free to contact me for the answers to all of life's mysteries. Worthwhile e-mails from strangers (should I ever get any) will be placed below for everyone's amusement. I don't really need new friends or a new boyfriend or a new religion, so keep those offers to yourself, but if you need some advice or want to provide me with stock tips, money, jobs or free massages and pedicures, don't be shy about dropping me a line.

milla666@aol.com

(and by the way, the 666 stuff is symbolic of my birthday: 6/26/76. the satanic connotations are just an added perk.)